Best date ever

And how it all went wrong.

I used to be in a band. I feel like I should mention that right off the bat.

I, along with four smelly dudes and one (not as smelly) girl, toured around Canada, the USA, New Zealand, and parts of Europe, playing (mostly) original music for drunken university students for more than 10 years.

We also sold t-shirts, hats, stickers, and, most importantly, C…